Now what did he do THAT for?!

What does it feel like to have a computer webcam surgically implanted in your skull?

“It hurts,” Wafaa Bilal told AOL News.

And who better than he to know? A month ago, he underwent surgery to do exactly that — install a small, Internet-connected camera into the back of his head.

“The pain has gone down by a significant amount, but the healing process is still ongoing,” says Bilal. “I feel the camera in my skin, even though the majority of the pain is gone.”

(Now, you’re probably wondering why the *** did he do it?)

Why did he do it? for art.

What an INTERESTING weapon…

On Christmas Eve, some people deck the halls — others apparently deck their folks.

Police in Connecticut say Francheska Terrero attacked her parents with a Christmas tree early on Dec. 24.

At around 12:30 a.m., West Hartford police received a call from a mother who claimed her 19-year-old daughter had hurled a tannenbaum at her father.

While the mother was calling police, Terrero allegedly grabbed her mom’s phone and chucked it at her father as well.

When officers arrived at the home, they found a Christmas tree on its side surrounded by shattered ornaments. They also encountered Terrero, who appeared “extremely intoxicated.”

-Last Pie.

Well then… how didn’t I think of THAT as a weapon?!

For all OurWorlders.

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Funny newspaper headlines

Here are a few selections:

This is a picture of the dark stadium, without the lights on. Sort of like the blank drawing, which the artist explains that it’s cows eating grass near a farm, but the cows are gone, the grass has been eaten, and the farm he just imagined… isn’t it?

Yeah, don’t you hate those guys at DOE who do the NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests?

“I wouldn’t do it again,” the hero says. “She’s been a pain this week.”

Please, if you’ve seen this man. (covered in black clothing, and you can only see his eyes… yeah, I’ll find him in a sec!)

Yeah, what are the odds of that?

I’m sure he’ll find plenty of use for that.

Planes… from the Civil War? Yeah, I think I have one of those in my garage…

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I don’t think the Editor saw THOSE articles before they were published…

*SOME, not ALL, of the credit goes to http://www.oddee.com/

-Last Pie

*Sorry… the pictures are not working…

You’ll just have to imagine it:)

Blog Contest!

Hi people!
You’re all probably anxious to hear who is the weekly winner of… the blog contest!
And the winner is… after the commercials.
Just kidding! I won’t keep you waiting that long!
And the winner, of the weekly blog contest, is…http://www.diabeticsnacker.com/
!!
Congratulations!
You’ll be put on the… wall of fame! In the Blog Corner!

-Last Pie

Joke

Since you guys mainly voted “Post funny things” On my recent pole, here’s one:
Smart Gorilla:

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper.

Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means “F**k you!” in gorilla language. The explanation didn’t make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge.

The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla’s cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same.

Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.

Survey

Ooops…

*This is made by me, and no one else!*

Did it ever happen to you that you were so scared you burped? Or hiccuped?

This paragraph will tell you that it’s not the most-embarassing-ever, and you’re not the only one!

 

So, here’s the explanation to why you burp: You’re scared, and then you let your mouth wide open, and some air comes in. Which is exactly what a burp is, so whenyour release the air back out, it’s a burp. Or, if you had one, it went loose when you opened your mouth.

So, here’s the explanation to why you hiccup: When you’re scared, your mouth opens wide, and air comes in, and you then close it. So, the air is locked in, and when t0 get out, which can’t be done with just a burp, so you hiccup.

-Last Pie

Absent

Hi people

Sorry I haven’t been posting a lot in the past few days…

That’s because I’m busy WRITING A BOOK!

A few days ago while I was in the shower, I had this genius brainstorm with a GREAT idea for a book!

The title of the book and the contents are secret, but in a few weeks I’ll post a selected paragraph from the book on here!

So watch out!

Also, I decided that the Today In History column is not going to be daily anymore, because a few readers told me t’s kinda boring, and of course I ALWAYS do what my readers want!

-Last Pie

Diary of a Young Wife

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It’s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, “serve without dressing.” So I didn’t dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, “wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.” So I heated some water and took a bath before
steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can’t say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I’ll try to be supportive.

Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, “put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it.” Beat it I did,to my mum’s place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I’m sure I don’t know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it’s little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work,or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out “why me? why me ?”

Hmmm….It must be his job.

-Last Pie